1. Fridays are ....filled with the anticipation of sleeping in tomorrow morning.
2. It was a dark and stormy night; ....and I smell wet dog.
3. I was dancing in the moonlight... and then I hit a parked car, causing the alarm to go off!
4. If wishes were ...men, then I'd ....(edited for content).
5. Do you get ....US News and World Report? Me neither.
6. Where in the world are ... my frickin sunglasses?
7. This weekend, I hope to ... paint the closet doors!